How does one normally react when they walk into a property and are faced with a real life honest to goodness waterfall inside of the house? I know I am Irish and we Irish just love making up a good story but I’m telling you. This is no joke. Lost for words.

We are surrounded by magical rainforest and all the glories that accompany it. Toads croaking, birds singing, crickets chirping, cicadas vibrating and all the imaginary animals I think exist are surely out there. I’m sure I heard a drop bear last night. Malcolm Grant and Cameron warned me about them. Ninja moves at the ready girls.